"PLAY" from different Points of Views [PoVs]

Capitalist - He who dies with the most toys, wins.



Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys. You go straight to the opposite of Heaven, if, we catch you selling yours.



Socialist - My mom says you have to share that toy with me.



Democrat - My brother is bigger than your brother and he says you have to let me play with you.



Republican - My kid can beat up your kid.



Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.



Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.



Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.



Atheist - There is no toy maker.



Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.



Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.



Christian Scientist - Those toys aren't real, play with God instead.



Calvinism - He who dies with the most toys was eternally predestined to win.



7th Day Adventist-He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.



Anglican - They were our toys first.



Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.



Branch Davidian - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.



Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.



Judaism - Those toys cost a lot of money...and a lot of lives.



Islam - All toys belong to Allah, unless they aren't Muslim.



Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.



Polytheism - There are many toy makers.



Theosophy - All toys came from the original One Toy.



Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them.



Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.



Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.



Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.



Libertarian - No one is going to tell me what I can and can't do with my toys.



Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.



New Age - Go stand in front of your mirror and contemplate your inner toy.



Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk wins.



Pantheism - There are no toys--everything is sacred.



Satanist - I'm going to smash all your toys.



Theosophy - All toys came from the original One Toy.



Unitarian Universalist - I respect your toy and yours and yours.



Anarchist - We can play with anyone's toys we want, whenever we want for as long as we want.



Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.



Wiccan - Let us breath in harmony with our Toys.



Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play!