Trump: You’re finished Joe!
Joe: You’re full of shit Don.
Trump: We have you and your son fucking Ukraine, royally. You didn’t wipe anything. ANYTHING.
Joe: Oh yeah.
Trump: You helped Hillary with the Uranium. You did.
Joe: Oh yeah.
Trump: You allowed voter fraud Joe. Yes you. Joe Biden was complicit in fucking America out of their choice. I’m talking to you Joe.
Joe: Oh yeah.
Trump: You fucked kids on Epstein’s island. We have videos…
Joe: …oh yeah.
Trump: You have one option Joe… OK, JOE?
Joe: Ok...
Trump: I will abdicate the throne to you. Just you, based upon one circumstance.
Joe: Ok...
Trump: You WILL pay me 1% US GDP per year that your “admin” exists.
Joe: Ok...
Trump: Really? OK?
Joe:…
Trump: Do you math Joe?
Joe:…
Trump:…
Joe:…
Trump: (looks at surrounding military tribunal) Joe?
Joe: Yeah.
Trump: It’s done.
Joe: Yeah.
Trump: Do you understand?
Joe: Oh yeah.
Trump: You get to be president, IF and ONLY IF, you funnel 1% of the US GNP to me, per annum.
Joe: Yeah.
Trump: Do you understand?
Joe: Oh yeah.
Trump: You understand, because of your treason to our beloved country and thirst for the blood of children, I am taking 1% of your claim?
Joe: Yeah.
Trump: You understand, because of the alliances you have made, with warlords, with Satanists, with Ba’al, with the devil himself, you have no other option other than to accept the will of Christians who actually safeguard our citizens?
Joe: Oh yeah.
Trump: You will comply?
Joe: I will. I do.
Trump:…
Joe: Can I go now sir?
Trump: Sure brother. Go with God.
Joe: Oh yeah.
