The Knight Ride

Seatbelts are requisite, it's nonnegotiable,
any logic against this is a load of bull,
percentages aren't biased or boastful,
as your car, I need you alive, not roadkill,

slow down, they need a reason, don't give it,
be boring, obey the speed limit,
all big busts began with a ticket,
but what they were carrying, put them in prison,

patience pet, traffic is your best friend,
nothing is better than a herd to blend in,
showoffs get caught and then taken in, the
best sentence has "move along" at the ending,

know the back roads like a pro, no amateur,
stay away from the main drags that have cameras,
interstate's where they wait and plan to racketeer,
make it home safe... then grab a beer.

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We can hear any song if you want to find it, with
0 decibal seals if you want silence,
Everest capability if you want to climb it, and
you can trust me, as your autopilot,

Tesla tech, anti-gravity struts,
authentic Nikola, not Elon Musk,
Teflon everything down to the husk, ex-
cept the hemp, stronger than elephant tusks,

there's turbo boost, it goes kind of far, but
think clandestine, not trying for the stars,
use the cloak, stop trying that hard,
who's going to forget seeing a flying car?

Stealth mode only, any tail is fruitless,
Librem laptops, for maximum usage,
no hack is happening here, it's useless,
no chinchillas either, come on Frank Lucas.

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