Big, Blonde and Beautiful by Blaine Zapain DOWNLOAD FOR FREE from NANCY

Just to further illustrate the point, Blaine philosophizes upon the concept of how his face, body and life could be so perfect...big, blonde and beautiful...


[intro]
Yawn...hey everybody, it's Blaine Zapain...and guess what? It feels good to be Blaine...

[Blaine]
Is it possible to kill a Blaine buzz? No way.
Negativity? Shoe fly, go away.
If you wanna break balls, go play croquet.
I don't wanna see red like Ole'.
If you bring peace, I'm like, 'okay,'
not the kinda piece used by O.J.,
or the type of peas frozen like cold days,
flash a glass piece, and we may smoke hay.
Gangsta rappers still talk about the old ways, they
battle with anger, and they frown too lame,
having to be hard in front of other men sounds so gay.
Hey! They might be bi, like LL Cool J.
The guy you got your style from stole it anyway, so
don't fake, like you don't front, when you role play, and
don't hate, it only makes you go grey, my
color's come back since I made Love my soulmate...

[hook]
I'm biiig, blooonde, and beautifuuul...

As a youngun' I was such a well hung seed, in
kindergarten I was like, 'look come see!
Wow, it got bigger when you just touched me,' but it
didn't budge for Trudy, cause her underarms are musty.
I went through many years, that appeared ugly,
like when my skin started gettin' kinda bumpy,
bumbling in a bunch of money that my Dad left me,
finally get laid, like when I played rugby (not).
Surfing and skating or course my number one things.
Wait a minute, did I forget dating, or is it just me?
The ways women use their tongue-rings lately is so lovely,
I reciprocate, they seem to never dump me.
I hit a lot of dusty road in the country though,
hang with hillbillies in Georgia recording funky folk, with
accents so funny, oh pardon me sonny,
my phone's been blowing up, it's my favorite snow bunny...

[bridge from HAIRSPRAY]
"I'm big, blonde and beautiful"
"Oo you're a team leader now!"
"I'm so happy"

That's just what it is...it's like, everyone around me is so down all the time...How come Blaine's life is so lovely?

[hook x3]
I'm biiig, blooonde, and beautifuuul...





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