VICKMONT films release: Ace Toth - Cooler BnB

Cool Airbnb, the only way to fly Boarding, recording, beers and getting high You can skate the city, or stay here and ride Please be respectful, when you get out a line, cuz When you're outta line, you may be outta time, that's Why we got a waiver, and you gotta sign, we're All here to skate, not to see somebody die, and If you break, it's your fault, not mine Cool Airbnb, hit us on the run Boarding, recording, beers and getting dumb Bowls in the backyard, gaps in the front, a Drop from the balcony, don't bite your tongue Slash the jersey barrier, like a masked punk Bomb down the alley, but watch out for the drunk, cuz If you hit a bum, the cops are going to come, and If the cops come, they may say some'n Cool Airbnb, it's how we like to live Boarding, recording, beers and getting blitzed Stay in St Louis, bring your girl, bring the kids Pay up to wake up and skate, you got dibs If you got the money, I got the diggs Mi casa es su casa, it's your crib, a Cupboard full of roofer and some beer in the fridge, a Yard full of concrete, hope you brought your rig Cool Airbnb, as if it's not enough Boarding, recording, beers and hitting blunts Respect all guests, but be careful who you trust Some pull fast ones, others pull stunts, I Had to pull permits to set this all up, my Neighbors signed off, so I took 'em out to lunch, I Went and found fill, about twenty-five tons, and Twenty-five masons to get the job done https://jonathantothfromhoth.bandcamp.com/album/cooler-bnb

Chapter 50

[CONFERENCE CALL - January 20, 2021 at 6am EST] 

Trump: You’re finished Joe! 

Joe: You’re full of shit Don. 

Trump: We have you and your son fucking Ukraine, royally. You didn’t wipe anything. ANYTHING. 

Joe: Oh yeah.

Trump: You helped Hillary with the Uranium. You did. 

Joe: Oh yeah.

Trump: You allowed voter fraud Joe. Yes you. Joe Biden was complicit in fucking America out of their choice. I’m talking to you Joe. 

Joe: Oh yeah.

Trump: You fucked kids on Epstein’s island. We have videos… 

Joe: …oh yeah. 

Trump: You have one option Joe… OK, JOE?

Joe: Ok... 

Trump: I will abdicate the throne to you. Just you, based upon one circumstance. 

Joe: Ok... 

Trump: You WILL pay me 1% US GDP per year that your “admin” exists. 

Joe: Ok... 

Trump: Really? OK? 

Joe:… 

Trump: Do you math Joe? 

Joe:… 

Trump:… 

Joe:… 

Trump: (looks at surrounding military tribunal) Joe? 

Joe: Yeah. 

Trump: It’s done. 

Joe: Yeah. 

Trump: Do you understand? 

Joe: Oh yeah. 

Trump: You get to be president, IF and ONLY IF, you funnel 1% of the US GNP to me, per annum. 

Joe: Yeah. 

Trump: Do you understand? 

Joe: Oh yeah. 

Trump: You understand, because of your treason to our beloved country and thirst for the blood of children, I am taking 1% of your claim? 

Joe: Yeah. 

Trump: You understand, because of the alliances you have made, with warlords, with Satanists, with Ba’al, with the devil himself, you have no other option other than to accept the will of Christians who actually safeguard our citizens? 

Joe: Oh yeah. 

Trump: You will comply? 

Joe: I will. I do. 

Trump:… 

Joe: Can I go now sir? 

Trump: Sure brother. Go with God. 

Joe: Oh yeah.