14. Neutralizing the Enemy (skit)

“First, distract target, then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he’ll attempt wild hay maker. Employ elbow block and body shot. Block feral left. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heal kick to diaphragm. In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemmoraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized.”

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