How does the Military Sell a War to a President?

If We, the People allow it, Syria will be the military's first "drone only" war. Our soldiers will experiment with murdering Syrians like they were playing CALL OF DUTY. They are selling it to Obama with lines like this:



1. Least amount of American casualties within war theatre EVER.

2. Little to no destruction of foreign investments or collateral murder.

3. Less cost to taxpayer than previous actions.

4. We'll get it right this time, we've had plenty of practice.

5. YOU will be the president remembered as cutting edge WINNING.



Warriors are gonna make war, and the president who doesn't help them earn their paycheck has...problems. What other ways could Obama get the military a paycheck without killing?