Investigative Reports:
“The Whistle blower media group WikiLeaks, first known for it’s publishing of the viral video, ‘Collateral Murder’ where Iraqi civilians and members of the press were gunned down by chuckling American soldiers in an Apache helicopter, has just released its latest story: 500,000 government cables of unredacted material dealing with US foreign affairs. Highlights include Hillary Clinton advising her ambassadors to ‘steal’ data while abroad (including social security numbers, fingerprints and even DNA of foreign diplomats), CIA/FBI status reports of other countries and assessments of the idiosyncrasies of foreign leaders…it turns out Qaddafi keeps a scantily clad, Russian, blonde ‘nurse’ as a constant traveling companion (photos included). Although these documents are not considered classified or top secret, they do hold information the US government considers ‘sensitive.’
“Already, members of the US Congress and Senate are calling for WikiLeaks to be shut down and even for the assassination of its founder Julian Assange, citing ‘espionage’ as his crime (news footage included).
“In other news, lobbyist Ashley Turton’s 2010 BMW ‘exploded’ in her garage early this morning with her in it. This comes after the body of ex-Bush bio weapons expert John Wheeler III was found in a New Jersey landfill. Video of a ‘lost’ Wheeler in a nearby car garage has surfaced. He is missing one shoe, and appears to be disoriented (video included). There are no leads in either case.
“In other, other news, thousands of black birds have been falling from the skies this week across middle America from Minnesota to Mississippi. Likewise, the EPA has no leads…”
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