What if the People enacted new laws based on the abuser's name so history could remember why they were necessary?
The Bill O'Reilly Act: any corporation sponsoring "news" must be factual and held legally accountable (for libel, slander or defamation of character), otherwise they must use the term "entertainment".
The FOX NEWS Act: any media found to be peddling fear mongering while calling it "news" will be barred from TV.
The Karl Rove Act: all government officials may no longer be protected by the term "diplomatic immunity".
The Dick Cheney Act: torture is NEVER acceptable, and you WILL be held accountable.
The George W. Act: nepotism is no longer legal.
The Reagan Act: any president who "can't recall" illegal orders they gave while in office will be impeached.
The GOP Act: political parties are now illegal due to the wasting of tax payer time and money. WIN-WIN solutions for the entire country is to be the only agenda for anyone entering politics.
The Rockefeller Act: FDIC banks may no longer play with customer money or they will be forced to give all their personal wealth to charity.
The Stock Exchange Act: brokers must be transparent about ALL their dealings and knowledge of the market with customers and regulators.
The Jack Abramoff Act: Government officials may not be paid for influence. Once in politics, government salary can be the only source of income.
The US Military/Police Act: soldiers/policemen may no longer kill people.
The CIA Act: You are accountable for ALL of your actions to the citizens of the United States.
The FEMA act: you will use ALL your funding to HELP Americans in need.
The Citizens United Act REMIX: Corporations are NOT People, and ALL campaign finance must be transparent and accounted for.
The JFK Act: Any fact finding and evidence collecting for presidential assassinations will be handled by NO ONE IN THE GOVERNMENT.
The 9-11 Act: see instructions on the JFK Act and apply it to acts of war.
The BP Oil Spill Act: If you spill oil, your company will be divided up and auctioned off to the remaining responsible oil corporations.
The Monsanto Act: ALL GMO's must be declared in EVERY food group. The public has a right know what it's consuming.
The McDonald's Act: ALL ingredients, suppliers and pictures of the actual animals slaughtered must be listed on the product.
The J.E. Hoover Act: ALL actual history of US military complex activity in existence will be released to the public for posterity sake.
The DNA Act: any "criminal" found to be innocent thru DNA evidence, will be compensated for lost time and wages by their accusers.
The Big Pharma Act: Before you sell any medicine, you must inform the consumer that diet and exercise will do more than a pill.
The FDA Act: the five food groups will be replaced by this statement: organic, live food is good for you and anything with preservatives is not.
The Bad Cop Act: any officer convicted of abusing the law will be imprisoned for the sentence of whomever he victimized.
The Iran/Iraq Act: any country found to be manipulating facts about WMD's or the threat of smaller countries will have their military taken away.
The Abortion Act: any US citizen who doesn't think abortion is moral shall not have one.
The US Law Act: Money may no longer shape the law. All lawyers will work pro bono and mediation will be suggested.
The Fast Food Act: all fast food must have warning labels like tobacco products, "this is bad for your heath."
The Ball bearing industry/Marijuana Act: Anyone ever tampering with mankind's right to develop the most useful plant on God's green Earth will be tarred and feathered and displayed publicly.
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