Monday, April 7, 2014

Chapter 44 (ver. 5.0)


The president awoke drenched in sweat. He checked his arms for needle marks and found none. That couldn’t have been a dream he thought, but then, what the hell was it? Whatever it was, it was scary.

“You ok, baby?” asked the first lady.

“No love,” he replied. “I had awful dreams last night…if they were dreams.”

The first lady put a finger to her mouth and furrowed her brow. Not here. She didn’t miss a beat. “I’d imagine the leader of the free world might have some impressive nightmares, but don’t worry baby, dreams are just dreams.”

He narrowed his eyes on her. Paranoia invaded his heart. You too?

Her eyes widened in surprise. No! She grabbed him tightly and held on until his muscles relaxed. “I’m on your side,” she reminded him. “Trust yourself.”

He lowered his eyes and laughed. “Man…thanks love.” As he got ready for the day, he had one thing on his mind: a private phone call. Last night was too intense to be a coincidence, and he’d been reading up a whistle blower named Karen Hudes from the World Bank, who was spilling beans of the wildest variety. The question was, how does the President of the USA make a private call? Then again, after last night…fuck protocol.

He looked her up online. Her phone number was listed on her website.

The phone rang. “Hello?”

“Karen? This is the President of the United States. May I have a word with you?” He got nothing for a few seconds. “Hello?

“Is this a joke?” Karen asked.

“No ma’am, it’s really me. I was inspired to call you. I had a dream last night, that I was interrogated and drugged, but I can’t be sure it was a dream. I just wanted to pick your brain to find out what you could tell me about that.”

Karen hesitated. “This isn’t a joke? Between your advisers, and staff and…anyone within the continental USA, you want my advice?”

The President thought for a moment. “Ma’am, I have all those people available, but they don’t seem to be able to relay the kind of information I’m looking for. Based on what I’ve read about you, I’d be interested in your opinion on some things.” He told her about his vivid conversations with other whistle blowers, and what seemed like hours or maybe days inside that room.

“You didn’t find any needle marks?” she asked.

“No.”

“When you were inaugurated, did they inject you with anything or immunize you?”

“Sure,” the president said. “I was required by law to receive a chip in my arm…you know, ‘national security,’ in case I was ever abducted.”

“Or so they can always know where you are,” she suggested.

“Well, yes.”

“Did they ever put you out for any reason, you know, with anesthesia?”

“Ah…well…yes,” the president said slowly.

“Why?” she asked.

“They said they could run a bunch of tests all at once, if they put me out for a bit.”

“Hmmm…well, I assume you want to hear conspiracy theory?

“Hit me with your best shot.”

“My guess,” Karen began, “is that they put a dream chip in your skull somewhere.”

“A ‘dream chip’?” he asked.

“The technology has been available to create or instigate dreams in humans and even broadcast brainwaves back to monitors, but there’s been a lot of speculation lately that they figured out how to view the dreams outside the brain. Others could actually be watching your dream as you have it.”

“Like who?”

“Who do you think Mr. President?” she continued. “The same people who made that Malaysian flight disappear.”

The President felt a chill. “How would they have done it?”

“They most likely took the plane by remote control, thinned down the oxygen inside the cabin to knock out the passengers and flew it to US base Diego Garcia below India. If you check the flight path, it was heading west right toward the island when it disappeared from radar. There were twenty Chinese scientists aboard working for Freescale, a company that makes cutting edge technology specifically for new-age military tactics. The Carlyle Group and Halliburton bought 20% of that company back in 2006 and five of those scientists on board also own percentages of Freescale. You see where this is going?”

“National security,” the President said.

“Right,” she replied. “and what’s really evil to me, is the NSA knows where they are, but they’re keeping quiet. The CIA also knows, because those scientists were ‘persons of interest’ whom the agency would never let out of their sight. Likewise the military would know, as it’s their island, and the media is telling people to look anywhere but where the plane is, so we have this ugly group of Americans lying to the rest of the world and ruining the lives of 227 people, just so the power mongers can get more power. I’m sick of it sir. It’s inhuman, un-American and just plain rotten.”

“I hear you,” said the President.

“Now the question is,” she stammered, “what are you going to do about it?”

Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Upcoming US Stock Market Crash... so... who will they blame this time?



Yesterday (Friday, March 21, 2014) NPR reported (@25:07) that the new FED chair, Janet Yellen said (when asked if the FED would raise interest rates):
"Maybe in six months and the markets tank."

Pundits on the Diane Rehm show called it a "gaffe."
I thought WHOA, she just spilled the beans.

If you look at the market right now, the bubble is about to burst again. Regardless of what they blame it on, historically, when US markets crash, it's because:

1. the big families agree (in secret) to pull all of their shares out at the same time (buying at the highest point in the bubble)
2. the market dips and other traders/investors freak out and try to sell theirs (dropping the value more)
3. within hours, the market crashes and the families buy it all back when it hits the bottom (within a day, they can sell a stock at $100, watch it drop to $10 and buy it back, making out with an amazing profit)

Only problem is, it's illegal.

Be careful.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Let's Party


To all my Military brothers and sisters, remember that you are our brothers and sisters. If you are ever ordered to injure or kill any of our brothers and sisters, you can refuse, and we will love you more.

To all my CIA brothers and sisters, remember that you are our brothers and sisters. If you are ever ordered to injure or kill any of our brothers and sisters, you can refuse, and we will love you more.

To all my FBI brothers and sisters, remember that you are our brothers and sisters. If you are ever ordered to injure or kill any of our brothers and sisters, you can refuse, and we will love you more.

To all my Police brothers and sisters, remember that you are our brothers and sisters. If you are ever ordered to injure or kill any of our brothers and sisters, you can refuse, and we will love you more.



Let's be friends.



Fucking right.



Let's Party.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Chapter 44 (ver. 4.0)


[State of the Union Address, January 28, 2014]
"My fellow Americans. I took this job, because I thought transparency and change was the way to go. I wanted protection for whistle-blowers and people who do the right thing. I still believe in my heart that we are all inter-connected by good and loving energy, even though our government looks so dysfunctional right now. I would ask all Americans to remember, we’re all in this together. I only have two years left, and it doesn’t feel like my job is done yet. To get the change we want, we must be able to empathize with each other, and that includes me and my fellow politicians in order for us to get a better understanding of where we are, where we came from and where we are going.

"First and foremost, where are we? We are the USA, the land of opportunity, flexibility, charity and ingenuity. A place to seek freedom from religious persecution, racial discrimination and sexual exploitation. The unified belief that we can, are and will work with each other every day to make a harmonious nation for ourselves and our families. This is where we are. This is the norm. This is what it is to be an American.

"But what does the tv tell us? Our government is only interested in lining their pockets with special interest money that buys the laws, the military just wants to kill and take over for oil companies who don’t clean the land they pollute, our banks are greedy and care nothing about the People they serve. Is that the whole truth? No, of course not, but it’s close enough that something’s got to change.

"But what if those People at the top don’t care? What if they aren’t interested in what you think? What if they just want more money and more power and more influence over you? You know how they are going to get it? By telling you how to feel on tv. By telling you what to think on tv. By telling you what to do, what to wear and what to buy on tv…and that costs money. Good thing for them, they have a lot of it…but so do you.

"I’ll tell you some more truth. The current interpretation of the Constitution suggests that our laws can be bought. That is now the law, so if you want to change the law, you have to pool your resources to do so. As your president, I am in favor of changing laws for the better when enough of the public demands it, but that means it is up to you to work together, to pool your funds, to insure our laws are just and according to the will of the People.

"And you must be passionate. You’re up against big competition…big business, which is owned by big government, which is owned by big banks, which are owned and backed by the old gold of the Catholic Church. Now, these are all good people, but they are used to getting what they want, and they are willing to do what it takes. If you want control of your government, you must control the dialogue, outside and within yourselves. This isn’t a war. There is no 'us vs. them.' There are no 'bad guys vs. good guys.' In order to win, others don’t have to lose. 'We shall overcome' implies ALL of us, not just some. A win-win solution is possible, and that comes from within you, within me and within WE. Empathy is the key. Look at each other, know each other, your lives are attending the same party.

"Divisions based on wealth, race, sex or religion are all sidetracks. This planet is for the People, by the People…ALL the People. It’s up to us to be US, and when the world realizes it’s 'just us,' then there will be 'justice.'

"Let’s love each other."